So my blog today will have nothing to do with my title. That's just a quote from a stand up show that Ellen did, and I love it. It puts a smile on (as my sister Meghan would say) cherubic little face.
I will just jump right into it today. Where the Eff do earwigs come from? Honestly now... I found two in the house today. Are they riding the dogs in and gettin dropped off in random places of the house? "Oh no me? I'm gettin off at stop nine, the kitchen.. bring on the food baby!" I hate earwigs, just looking at them almost gives me the same effect as the "M" word. Moist. Gah. I cant believe I just typed that. I think I just puked a little in my mouth. For those of you that dont understand me and the "M" word just put it in the same sentence as the words "pink" and "tampon". I will wait for you to feel the chunks rise in your throat...See what I'm saying yet? ...yeah me too.
Talking about earwigs reminds me of just a couple days ago, when I saw a potato bug. I was outside on the front swing and he was walking by. In the time he walked from one part of the sidewalk to the other I named him Herbie, and also thought about his life. Deep... I know. Really though, do you ever see potato bugs in groups? No. He (yes he is a boy... you think I would name a girl potato bug Herbie? no way) was left all alone to make that huge journey alone. I hope he is not sad about that, I dont know if he has ever really had any potato bug friends or family to talk to, so maybe he is not sad because he doesnt know any better. This brought me to the conclusion that I am happy that I am not a potato bug. I need my friends and my family. My life would be a miserable lonely place without all the amazing people I have in it. So today I am grateful, God has truly blessed me.
I had better hurry and finish getting ready for work. So thats all for today. Oh, and Brenna.... I have a problem with run on paragraphs too.
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2 comments:
once upon a time, there was a moist pink tampon box...j/k. i love your randomness! thats what makes your blogg so enjoyable. :) keep it up!
you are right though...life would be pretty miserable without friends and loved ones. i'm FREAKHOG glad you are my friend! :)
Siobhan, your cracked out posts make me laugh so hard. I love it!
And, I think the potato bug must be very suprised when he finds out that he is not the only potato bug in the universe. Doh!!! "ok, I will have sex with you. never know when you might run into the only other potato bug on the planet. My name's herbie, what's yours?"
"tesero"
"interesting"
"well... i have an accent of course, being from the other side of the world and all.... TTTTTTTEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEro" Roll the r's please.
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